He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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