i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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