ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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