So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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