dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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