he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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