just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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