his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
