so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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