I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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