thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The Olympian is in my bed
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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