dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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