What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I deserve this hangover.
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