I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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