i just had sex bonerless
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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