did you get engaged???
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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