Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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