you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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