btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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