She's JV to your varsity
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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