everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
No I am not eating basil off your cock
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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