Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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