I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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