fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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