so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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