I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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