its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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