5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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