Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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