That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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