Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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