I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Come see our sink grown plant.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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