I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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