I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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