butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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