i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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