Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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