She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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