just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
my liver is dry heaving
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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