I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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