while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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