You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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