It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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