More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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