shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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