Christians are straight up FREAKS
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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