i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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