UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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