I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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