What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
