he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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